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Dress

Wear what you’d wear on the job if you were hired. If you’re unsure, it’s better to overdress than underdress. But make sure you feel comfortable—if you feel strange,you look strange.

Grooming

It’s not just for dogs and cats and horses anymore. It’s important for humans too:

• Fix your hair so it stays out of your eyes. Compulsive adults will be thinking of how to shove it out of the way for you.
• Don’t wear a lot of cologne, perfume, or aftershave. (Hint: If they smell you before they see you, it’s too much.)
• Try not to smell like tobacco, gasoline, or a wet dog.
• Get the cat hair off your sweater.
• Remove the Milk Duds debris from your teeth.
• Avoid makeup that looks like it was applied while you were riding on a motorcycle. This is especially important for girls.
• Use a breath mint. ..more

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Most adults must go through a job interview before getting hired. Some teenagers have it easier. The high turnover rate in teenage jobs forces employers to fill positions quickly, sometimes without a formal interview. A desperate employer may conduct an interview like this one:

BOSS: Are you human?:

YOU:Yes.

BOSS: Are you an escaped convict?
YOU: No.

BOSS: You’re hired. ..more

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